Chapter 320 Special Items: Addictive Kisses & The Drama At (In)!
‘Why should I be cautious
“Why should I use caution? Are there any side effects to this?
”I can’t drive it if I break an arm, could I?’
Since the system didn’t describe it clearly, Su Yang didn’t care too much since he was wearing the salted fish mask. After all, none of these things mattered to someone who was a salted fish
After taking a look at Little Deeny who was still shining slightly, Su Yang touched her and she felt a little hot.
Although he knew that it was due to working at full capacity, Su Yang had been playing games the whole of yesterday but her temperature was still the same. It surprised him. ‘Seems like testing the AI against so many people throughout the country is rather hard on Little Deeny. I hope she can survive this wave of users.’
He felt that if they managed to survive this wave, Little Deeny or her prototype AI system would breakthrough to a whole new level of development.
After going to the bathroom and taking off the salted fish mask to wash his face, Su Yang felt the headache come back.
As expected, the average person’s brain couldn’t handle absorbing so much knowledge from obtaining three bronze abilities in a row.
After having acquired several elementary bronze abilities, Su Yang was already rather good at judging how experienced he would become. For every ability, he would have the skills of a senior in that field who had five years of work experience.
However, that may fluctuate according to the different barriers of entry into each profession based on how competent one was.
For example, getting into the singing industry was relatively easier. With elementary abilities, one could be considered to be a semi-professional singer who was much better than the average person but was still leaps and bounds away from a professional.
On the other hand, having an elementary ability in directing would make one a very good director. After all, it was very rare for an ordinary director to gain five years of directing experience.
While guessing the standards of the different professions, Su Yang bobbed his head, a little curious. ‘I wonder what the elementary tank-driving ability does. I’m sure not many people can drive a tank in the army, right?
“With five years of tank-driving ability, wouldn’t my skills be considered to be top-notch?’
Back in the living room, Su Yang’s gaze was drawn toward the lipstick on the floor. He had almost forgotten the most important thing from yesterday—the recipe item.
Su Yang went over to the system, opened it, and a system interface appeared on the lipstick that had been lying quietly on the floor all night.
(Lipstick +1: Obtained special abilityAddictive Kiss).
Su Yang was puzzled. ‘An addictive kiss?
‘Why does it feel like the system has become more and more unorthodox lately?
”I feel like its mind is getting dirtier...”
Su Yang clicked on the ability and the introduction of the ability popped up.
[Sealing Lipstick)
Ability: When you wear this lipstick, the next person you kiss mouth-to-mouth will be sealed by you. They won’t be able to open their mouth or make a sound.
Restriction 1: The lipstick will only seal the other party for five minutes.
Limitation 2: Each lipstick application only has an effect of 12 hours. Please reapply the lipstick after that.
Restriction 3: There’s a maximum of 2 consecutive uses of lipstick on the same person.
Note: Kiss me like you do, kiss me like you do...
After reading the introduction, Su Yang felt like the ability seemed to be a little tasteless.
‘I mean, if I don’t want someone to talk to me, I should just shut them up by sealing their mouths, right?
This ability to seal one’s mouth with lipstick... It’s fine if its a girl but if it’s a man, it’s going to be disgusting!
“Why is the ability’s name Addictive Kiss when the name of the lipstick is Sealing Lipstick?
Su Yang knew that it had to have an additional effect at that moment.
He recalled the same thing happening when he clicked on the description for (Small Bench That Refuses To Eat Melons). It had a different name as well.
With that in mind, Su Yang hurriedly tapped on the lipstick’s description and as expected, it had an additional effect. He tapped on [Additional Ability) again.
[Additional Ability: Addictive Kiss).
Ability: You’ll be able to manipulate the body of the person you’ve kissed for half an hour without speaking. Note: Love, love me like you do, love me like you do
Su Yang was a little confused. ‘How did I end up with this ability after using the Lucky Disfiguring Brick? What luck!’
Without this additional ability, this lipstick would’ve felt like a tasteless item
However, it would seem that using the Lucky Disfiguring Brick increases the value of special items several folds over!
The original ability merely shuts a person up but the additional ability allowed him to manipulate the other party’s body without saying anything!
”I can do it part-time!
‘For this, I’m willing to kiss... an older man. Wait, no. I’ll let Janet do it. I can’t bring myself to do such things...’
Just as Su Yang was getting excited about this extremely amazing ability he got...
Chu Xia was sitting in Su Yang’s seat in Qidian E-Commerce’s General Manager’s office. She was writing a novel as if inspiration was spouting non-stop as she whispered, “Stupid Su Yang... Dumbass Su Yang... Su Yang the stupid dumbass...
“Leaving me here for so many days without even some friends to talk to... What the hell are you doing?!”
Chu Xia pouted as she mumbled, “Am I here just to write a novel?”
“I can write fiction! Who says I can’t?!”
Looking at the desktop which showed the number of words written today, Chu Xia saw the number 10,000. She coughed. “Hmm. Although there’s no place as inspiring as this, I still want you to stay by my side!”
Just as she was talking to herself, there was a sudden knock on the door as the gentle voice of the front desk’s lady was heard at the door, “Miss Chu Xia.”
She stopped talking to herself, straightened the messy hair on both sides of her cheeks with her hands, sat upright and replied, “Please come in.”
The lady at the front desk pushed the door open and took a curious look at Chu Xia, feeling that she was acting a little strange. ”She’s blushing while looking like she’s embarrassed. She’s also sitting upright like she’s welcoming me. Wasn’t she writing a novel?
The lady at the front desk shook her puzzled head slightly and put the milk tea in her hand on the desk before saying, “This is a delivery. Looking at the records, Su Yang ordered it but it seems like you’re the one who’s supposed to receive it.”
“Really?!” She stood up from behind the desk and picked up the order for the milk tea. It definitely had Su Yang’s cell phone number and her name written on it.
Chu Xia held the milk tea in her hands. She now felt that Su Yang was as sweet as honey.
When she looked up, she saw the lady at the front desk looking at her with a smile on her face, and her face turned red.
The lady at the front desk held back her smile and said, “I’m done with the delivery. Enjoy your drink.”
With that, she closed the door and left the office.
As she watched the lady leave, her face was as red as a steamed crab as she began mumbling again, “Stupid Su Yang! Dumbass Su-Yang! How embarrassing is that?! I’ll get you when I see you!” With that, it was made clear why 80% of the guys in the world would never know why a girl was angry... Well... The remaining 20% didn’t even know when a girl was angry.
Although Chu Xia said such things, the joy on her blushing face revealed the joy she was feeling inside no matter how hard she tried to hide it...
It wasn’t about the price of things, but instead, it was about the person who got them for you...
In the [in] Company’s conference room in Hangzhou, Director Sun, Vice President, Wang, Director Yu from the marketing department and another bald man wearing a plaid shirt and glasses were present as they looked at the technicians sat on both sides of the conference table. A stressful atmosphere was present.
Director Sun suppressed his anger, and his voice was cold, “Are you telling me that last night was a mistake?”
The technician wiped the beads of sweat from his smooth forehead, then bowed his head and said, “Yes, yes, Director Sun. I was rash in this matter.”
Vice President Wang knocked on the table, “Don’t admit your fault yet. Director Liu, tell me what happened.”
Director Liu from the technical department sighed with a look of helplessness. “Last night, our technical department worked overtime... Perhaps, it was already too late. A technician was in a hurry to go back to watch some dramas, so he processed the data in the background and added a violation message to the crawler’s interface to get off work early.”
“We were looking at all the data from the crawler’s interface and thought we had found it, so we called you to tell you about it.”
“Later, when we intended to find that content from the Find Me app by content id, we realized there was no such illegal content at all.”
“However, calling you was no longer possible at that time...”
Director Sun slammed his stuff on the table with a loud bang! “What a fucking coincidence! The technician just happens to fake it! You just can’t see it! When you’re going to contact me, I just happened to be asleep as well!”
“Did you do that on purpose?!”
The conference room was silent, and no one dared to speak.
In the middle of his yelling, Vice President Wang said, “If Director Liu did it on purpose, aren’t you just as liable? Why did you give an order to Director Yu without even verifying it? After giving orders, you even muted your phone to go to sleep. You don’t seem to have had this habit before?”
Director Sun was stunned and speechless.
The office fell silent again.
Director Sun sighed more than half a dozen times. “This is too damn coincidental! What a collection of coincidences!”
“What the hell!”
Vice President Wang slapped the table, “Now that the plan to divert the attention of netizens has failed, let’s move on to the next step. Let’s clear this up, say it was a temp who did it, apologize to the public, and for every user who finds the information... Well, let’s compensate them 1,000 yuan.”
Director Sun touched his head and looked to Director Yu of the Marketing Department, “How many users have found illegal content on our app?” Director Yu lowered his head and whispered, “With the reposts, there are at least tens of thousands of them, maybe almost 100,000.”
“Hiss!” Everyone in the office took a breath of cold air.
“Tens of thousands of users who found the illegal content! Even if it’s a thousand yuan each, it was still tens of millions! How would the company pay?!’
Director Sun coughed, “Delete the content on Weibo, WeChat and everything else. Then, make an announcement to subsidize 100 in coins per person.” The coins are an in-app currency and can’t be exchanged for cash, so it was obvious that Director Sun wasn’t going to cough up any money at all.
Vice President Wang stood up in a hurry and said, “Director Sun!”
Director Sun waved his hand, “I’ve made my decision.”
“Don’t worry, we’re not the only unlucky ones.
“When we made the announcement, we said we wanted to help promote the Find Me app, but we accidentally sent the wrong one.
“And we used IN dollars as a subsidy, because no company has ever offered such a huge cash subsidy.
“Then... We can then slightly question whether the Find Me app’s 10 million prize is also a gimmick.
“The activity of the Find Me App is much hotter than ours, and netizens’ attention will immediately turn to them to see if they’re making empty promises. “Netizens won’t care if anyone can get the reward or not. Even if no one gets it, the money for doing the activity should be prepared in advance, right?
“If we’re not ready, they’re no different than us. It’s the same gimmick.
“They’re the first ones to do the campaign and with them in the front, there’s less pressure on us.”
Director Yu said with some doubt, “What if they really take out 10 million?”
Director Sun smiled and said, “If they say they’ve prepared the money, does that mean they really did? Say he has a screenshot of the bank balance, okay? Is there a third-party notary?
“Do I need to teach you how to lead this kind of speech?
The three people present nodded thoughtfully ...