Chapter 58: The Guidance Department Is Not A Masturbation Toy Club! (1)
I enjoyed the meal!
Didnt you eat too fast?
After I set my empty lunchbox down, Estelle, who had barely made a dent in her bread, looked at me with wide eyes.
I was hungry.
Hmm Wasnt the lunchbox your childhood friend made not tasty enough?
It was. It was delicious today as well.
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Hehe, I see.
Aware of the reason behind my speedy lunch, Evelyn chuckled with a peculiar tone.
Ah! Now that I remember, I forgot I had something to do. Ill be back in a bit; you two keep talking.
What are you going to do?
Ah The head of the guidance department called me for a moment.
Sure, go ahead. Hehe. Ill just be here chatting with Estelle.
Evelyn, seemingly content with her teasing for the moment, allowed me to leave without further delay.
Yeah Evelyn. Laugh while you can.
With twilight approaching, it was clear who would be the one in tears during this inevitable confrontation.
Step- Step-
Evelyn might assume I was off to wash my underwear in the old teachers room under the pretext of visiting the guidance department head
But that wasnt true.
I was genuinely on my way to the guidance departments office.
Come to think of it, it was not just about washing them off; wasnt it inappropriate to wash and wear underwear that had been soaked in semen for hours?
Should I give these underwear as a gift to Yuris?
The idea of offering semen-stained underwear to a saint candidate was ludicrous.
Yet, strangely enough, Yuris had been hinting at wanting new secondhand underwear lately.
Click-
I entered the restroom near the guidance department office and opened the gallery.
(89.74):
Originally, I had thought to contact Yuris, who has a fetish for scents.
However, I found it difficult to suddenly ask her to clean my genitals in the evening after telling her I would get in touch later due to being busy.
In the end, there was only one person I could turn to.
[Justice's Magical Girl] = [Laplace Mapleflower]
The plan was to pretend to notice at some point that Laplace was a gallery user and to coax her into revealing her nickname herself
But in this emergency, I had no choice.
She might suspect how I found out
It didnt matter.
As long as the masters authority was intact, I could suppress any doubts Laplace might have with force, even if she harbored them.
(89.74): Hey, come to the guidance department room right now.
Of course, Laplace might have turned off her alarm.
However, gallery users like Justices Magical Girl, who adhered strictly to their concepts, were dedicated to the gallery. Hence, the likelihood of her having turned off the alarm was slim.
If it doesnt work, then it cant be helped.
In any case, I had nothing to lose.
Justices Magical Girl: Who is this?
As I had expected, Laplace hadnt turned off her alarm.
Tap- Tap-
(89.74): Ha... Can't you even recognize your owner now?
Justice's Magical Girl: Owner? Don't talk nonsense! I will not tolerate unjust acts like slavery!
(89.74): The masturbation toy girl is losing her mind
(89.74): (Link)
[Laplace's Student ID Ahegao Double Peace Sign.jpg]
Justice's Magical Girl: ...Really... my lord...?
(89.74): It's real, so hurry up. You know what happens if you're too late, right?
Justice's Magical Girl: Yes...
Now that I had summoned Laplace, my preparations for cleaning were complete.
I left the restroom immediately and knocked on the door of the guidance department room.
Knock-knock-
Come in~
Entering the guidance department room, I saw Kuolli, Anya, and Gaur eating lunch, with each of their differently colored lunchboxes spread out on the desk.
Oh~ I wondered who it was~ Its the Special Inspector~
Hooh. Seeing the Chosen One two days in a row Is this a sign of an impending incident?
Ugh What! Why! Why are you here again!
I bowed my head slightly in apology for disturbing their lunch.
Ah, I was briefly called by Laplace. Please, continue eating without minding me.
Hooh So youre the Chosen One? Calling the head of the guidance department by name
Yeah~? Then dont just stand there~ Sit here until the head comes~
Tap-tap-
Gaur tapped the empty seat next to her.
Ah, thank you.
Dont be formal~ Lets talk casually~ After all, were all second-years~
What are you talking about!! I am a third-year!! You are second-years!!! Dont you see this black name tag?! I am your senior!!!
Anya, who had suddenly stood up from her seat, shouted.
I knew Anya was a senior, of course.
The name tags at the Holy Academy changed color every year, in the order of blue, red, black, and white.
Then, Ill speak casually. But in return, Gaur, call me by my name instead of Special Inspector.
Ooh~! Got it~ Ian~
Hey!! Dont ignore me!!
Ah, you can speak casually to Kuolli too!
Yes, Kuolli.
Hehe Like a Chosen One, you didnt hesitate to call me by name for a second.
.What, what? Why is everyone ignoring me?
Kuolli, call me Ian instead of Chosen One. And talk casually, too.
I refuse! Because Chosen One sounds cooler!
Okay. Then do as you like.
Uh, uh? Are you not hearing me?? Hello??
Ah~ By the way, Ian, have you had lunch~?
Yes, I came right after eating, so dont worry and enjoy your meal.
Heh~ Still, I feel bad for leaving you out~.
Right now, Im being left out? Ima senior dont ignore me.
Swoosh
Do you want some fried chicken~? Gaur made it herself~.
Oh? Is that okay?
Yes~ Its fine~ Here~
What, what?!Ah, no! Sharing is prohibited!!
As I opened my mouth to respond, Anya, who had been dejected, suddenly came to life and shouted.
Hmm~? What are you talking about~? We usually share among ourselves~?
But, but Indirect Aaack!! Anyway, we are members of the guidance department!! Its, its okay!!
Hearing Anyas words, Gaur tilted her head for a moment and then said,
Then it should be okay for Ian, too~ Hes the Special Inspector~
Eek?! Tha thats true, but uhh..!! Anyway, its not okay! If you share, its an arrest!!
Really~? If its an arrest, then it cant be helped~. Sorry~ Ian~ I cant share with you~
No, really, its fine. Dont worry about it.
Although I felt a bit regretful due to the delicious smell, I wasnt hungry as I had just eaten.
Phew. Thats, thats good. I was afraid the guidance departments atmos, atmosphere might get disordered
Saying that while letting your guard down~ Then swoop~!
-Hmm!!
Eek?!
Gaurs fried chicken tasted unbelievably good for a homemade dish.
The outside was crispy, and the inside was moist, not inferior, even when compared to Garoshi Chicken specialty stores.
How is it~? Tasty, right~? Cooking is Gaurs specialty~?
Hehe! Thats right. In fact, among our executives, Gaur boasts the strongest cooking skills! One taste of her food quickly captures the eaters stomach!
Bang-!
Hey!! You, you guys!! Is that, that really important right now!!
Oh~? Anya~? Why is your face so red~?
Gasps!! Could it be an attack by those guys? Oh no weve been hit. Considering they first targeted Anya from the Planning Department, it seems quite serious
Aaaa!! Kuolli! Be quiet!! Just be quiet for a moment!!
Bang! Bang!
Honestly, Anya seems to be the loudest here
Right~?
Aaaack!!! Be, be quiet!! Hey!! You!!!
Anya, who had stepped closer to me, wagged her finger and yelled,
You, you, what on earth are you doing in the guidance department!!! Disrupting the guidance departments atmosphere as a member!! This is why, why I say about men!!
I felt wronged.
What have I done?
I hadnt violated any atmosphere; I had simply eaten a piece of fried chicken.
Really!! Ive never liked it when men go around spraying perfume!!
I didnt wear any perfume.
Dont, dont joke!! The smell of flowers wafted around as soon as you entered the guidance department room!!
Really, I didnt.
Stop lying!!! Kuolli! Gaur! You smelled it, right?
Gaur is~ not sure~?
I didnt smell it either?
Eh? Lies!! Its smelling even now, see?!
Gaur is~ not lying~ Hmm~
Gaur, who was sitting next to me, put her nose to my shoulder and sniffed.
Hmm~ It just smells a bit like soap~ No perfume~
Right? I didnt smell it either. Maybe Anya is mistaken?
Aaaaack!! You all have weird noses!! How cant you smell it?!! Sniff! Sniff! See! Its definitely there!
Anya, after sniffing, said with a wide smile.
Ha! How much perfume did you spray? The smell ishmm!like this its so strong!!Ssshh!!
I really didnt spray any.
As Anya continued sniffing, she licked her lips and said.
Stop li, lying!!..Ssshh..like thisthe smell isgulpso strong youre lying..!!This is whymen arenot good
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Initially, I thought Anya was just making excuses because she disliked me.
Hah!Ssshh!.Look at this!!..It keeps happening!!..Huh!A man! You must useexpensive perfume! Haah!Haah!
However, looking into Anyas eyes, I realized she was sincerely talking about the smell.
Could it be?
An ominous thought crossed my mind at that moment.
I really hadnt sprayed any perfume, but there was a reason for the flower smell to be present.
Though it wasnt a normal flower smell, but rather the scent of night flowers.
Senior I wish you would stop smelling it now
Ssshh.!..Ha!If its inconvenient, then its senior to you!Use formal speech!Ssshhhh!You youve just been caughtlying!
Sniff-! Sniff-!
Why were ominous predictions never wrong?
Anya, in search of the source of the flower smell, descended further and further
Yum! Gaurs fried chicken is truly special!
Hehe~ Eat a lot~
Oblivious to the situation, Gaur and Kuolli peacefully enjoyed their lunch.
HaahHaah Its definitelysuspicious! To this extent! So muchflower smellthere must be a reason! Gasp! Could it be! To hide the scent offorbiddenitems!! Huhuh! Huhuh!
Senior Anya? Really, its enough now
Ssshh! Just stay still!! Haah! Haah! If you touch me, Ill immediately arrest you!! Huhuh!! Is it near here?
At that moment, Anyas gaze was fixed between my legs.
Slide! Bang!
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Laplace burst into the guidance department room, flinging the door open with force.
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