Chapter 55: Sneaking A Handjob In The Classroom (1)
[Soo-in Tribe Gang Eating Pizza in a Gukbap Restaurant.jpg][11]
[Wind Mages Ignored Completely lol][0]
[Plays Men Love to Death.jpg][3]
[The fact illegal stuff is usually 4th tier~][31/2]
[You too! Shout "Body!" ][5]
[Hypnosis Practice, Day 198.txt][0]
[Fire Magic - Seriously Just a One-Trick Pony][5]
[Those Water Mages Again, Stirring Things Up. Your 'nothing' Won't Disappear Like That lol][72]
[So, Is Meteor a Fire or Earth Attribute?][45]
As soon as I returned home, I noticed signs of my gallery being set ablaze and immediately posted a message.
[Poster: Eight Times a Day]
[Starting now, we'll discuss magic attributes~ ][3]
For magic attribute debates, use the 4th arena~ Or I'll block you~
AcademyToiletPaperThief : Upvote
Space Dirt Spoon : [Red-haired Girl Raising Her Hands and Shouting "Applaud"]
JustSayNiceThings : The admin finally doing their job lol
(511.462) : Upvote
[Block],[Block],[Block]...
Those who ignored the warning were swiftly blocked, calming the gallery down.
Managing the gallery is becoming quite normal
In the past, I used to ponder whether to delete or block and for how long. Now, I just went with my gut.
Laplace doesnt seem to have arrived yet Maybe Ill check the trending posts.
[Inter-species Dating Compatibility Chart.txt][133]
[Baby Napmi Singing a Song~][55/1]
Two new trending posts today.
Though fewer in number than usual, the upvotes were significantly higher, raising expectations.
[Poster: (45.64)]
[Inter-species Dating Compatibility Chart.txt][133/1]
Human (Male) and Human (Female) = Good
Human (Male) and Elf (Female) = Bad
Human (Male) and Beastkin (Female) = Average
Human (Male) and Demonkin (Female) = Very Good
Elf (Male) and Human (Female) = Bad
Elf (Male) and Elf (Female) = Bad
Elf (Male) and Beastkin (Female) = Very Bad
Elf (Male) and Demonkin (Female) = Very Bad
Beastkin (Male) and Human (Female) = Bad
Beastkin (Male) and Elf (Female) = Very Bad
Beastkin (Male) and Beastkin (Female) = Average
Beastkin (Male) and Demonkin (Female) = Good
Demonkin (Male) and Human (Female) = Very Good
Demonkin (Male) and Elf (Female) = Very Bad
Demonkin (Male) and Beastkin (Female) = Bad
Demonkin (Male) and Demonkin (Female) = Good
This is based on my experiences
If you disagree, you're right
ChildhoodFriendAssault: Seems about right except for humans?
(45.64): Obviously, it's a subjective evaluation based on experience, so it can be wrong ...
(177.96): But since there are so many humans, the highs and lows vary greatly
(74.816): Haha, it seems like humans don't have any unique traits.
AcademyToiletPaperThief: Lol, for beastkin males, it's funny that only demonkin females are a good match.
(177.96): Honestly, beastkin males do have a bit of a tough personality, lol.
AcademyToiletPaperThief: Still, they're better than elves. Let's drink to that, lol.
(74.816): True, lol.
NeverGetAnA: I get that beastkin males are so-so, but why are there so few good matches for beastkin females? Beastkin women treat their husbands so well.
HealthyNickname32: Wow... that emoticon is really outdated.
(122.39): She's a grad student... Try to understand...
NotAHuman: Wow... what's with elves? Lol, why are elf-to-elf relationships also bad?
(74.816): Basically, elves are too self-centered to make any relationship work.
Space Dirt Spoon: Maybe it's because of their severe generational conflicts? I asked an elf who came to study abroad, and they said elves under 100 aren't allowed to use magic elevators below the 5th floor.
MemoriesOfMorak: That's crazy! Even the imperial army 10 years ago wouldn't be that absurd.
(177.96): Lol, how have elves not gone extinct? No rebellion?
PizzaPrince: They'll do the same when they get older, so nothing changes.
(74.801) : Ah! Elves are just ^World Tree, Longevity, Looks^ one-trick ponies.
Apibel123: Hmm... but if it's three things, that's not really a one-trick pony, is it?
(74.801): Are you an elf? Why are you nitpicking?
JustSayNiceThings: F*ck off, don't diss elves. They're the best, lol.
(74.816): You're just proving why elves are unpopular.
JustSayNiceThings: Stop talking nonsense, lol.
MojitoDeliveryman: I'm not a demonkin, but demonkin females seem like the best romantic partners.
TenantFarmerFan: Really, they're small, cute, kind, and intelligent.
(122.39): But they're dark-skinned, right?
FlameSandwich: Wow, that's racist!
(74.801): But demonkin aren't that dark-skinned... It's more like they're just tanned, right?
JustSayNiceThings: Trying hard to justify your preference for dark skin, huh?
PyororongPyororong: But why is it always male first in these pairings? Is it just me who finds this uncomfortable?
JustSayNiceThings: What kind of nonsense is this? Just because it's a male-female order, do you have a problem?
PyororongPyororong: Isn't it possible to be uncomfortable with that? And why not female-male?
(211.209): So, is it sexist that the empire's emperor and the demon king are female?
PyororongPyororong: Isn't that different? The empire has traditionally had female emperors, and the demon king rose through merit.
(211.209): When it's against you, it's just convenience, right? Isn't calling it 'male-female' also just convenience?
PyororongPyororong : Ah... This is why I hate talking with brainless imperial men... Do some studying.
SacredPowerContainer: I think human-to-human should be rated as very good...
HealthyNickname32: Container, what are you talking about?
Whoopee: ...But why is he commenting here? Wasn't he a disturbing image macro user?
(511.462): Recently, he's been commenting and participating in the gallery. Maybe he's tired of his old routine. Still posting disturbing images, though, so don't encourage him.
(69.199): Didn't Pabst publish a paper on this?
TenantFarmerFan: He's probably going to publish one soon, lol.
(598.215): There's a similar paper: [Pabst's Selection: Correlation Between Species-Specific Genital Size and Marital Satisfaction] (Link)
NeverGetAnA: Lol, Pabst really writes papers on everything.
Whoopee : ??? Is that really true? Demonkin at the top, humans second, and beastkin last?
(211.209): Didn't you know? Demonkin might be short, but they're 'big' in other ways...
PengChaekPleuk: Wow... isn't that too small for beastkin on average?
CatEatingDogFood: That's why beastkin male-to-female is just 'average' lol. They can't satisfy during mating season.
JustSayNiceThings: Lol, beastkin males boast about being alpha, but they're the smallest.
PengChaekPleuk : Eh? So why are demonkin males and beastkin females a bad match?
(211.209): Demonkin males might be well-endowed, but they look too much like kids... But those who like 'shota' still date them.
...
After reading the paper, I slightly lifted the corners of my mouth.
Was that all the demonkin had?
Swoosh
Though it wasnt visible because I was wearing pants, my own size was incomparable.
Of course, there would be demonkin with larger sizes than the average, but
I felt quite confident that I wouldnt be outdone.
Next trending post is
[Baby Napmi Singing a Song~][55/1]
-[Play Voice Reply][Copy][Save]
Baby Napmi! It's embarrassing because it's my first time singing~ Baby Napmi!!
ChildhoodFriendAssault: ... What's with that voice?
Whoopee: Seriously, Napmi's voice is so good...??
PengChaekPleuk: Whoa, I got goosebumps on my arms.
AcademyToiletPaperThief: Saved it. Gonna listen to it three times before bed, for real lol.
(74.801): I thought voice replies were a waste when BoPle updated, but this changed my mind.
(55.585) : Hm... I tried singing too.
(55.585) : [Play Voice Reply][Copy][Save]
JustSayNiceThings: Damn it, don't play it, it's ear-bleeding.
Surprisingly, there wasnt a single negative comment among the over 50 replies.
-[ 01 : 41 Choo, sorry for being so cute~][Copy][Save]
Wow
It was inevitable.
Even I, who knew that Goddess Elise created the gallery, initially thought the voice reply feature was useless, but this song changed my mind.
The voice was perfect, completely different from the strange Baby Napmi! concept she usually had. It sounded almost sacred, without exaggeration.
Ill listen to it again while checking Gallog.
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[Justice's Magical Girl Guestbook]
Justice's Magical Girl: I was raped by my master for the second time At first, I followed him unsuspectingly into the guidance office and was slightly disappointed...
I didn't expect to be slapped in the stomach as soon as we entered the office. ()
Especially the irrumatio done by the master!!! It's hard to express in words!! It's an act that could only come from someone who doesn't view women as 'sexual objects'!! I almost fainted several times. It felt like my stomach was still filled with the master's semen. ()
Of course, the irresponsible creampie can't be overlooked. 'Get pregnant or take medicine, it's up to you'... How does he always say things that make my heart race? ()
But what amazed me most... I never thought he would 'dominate' the entire discipline committee. Will the discipline committee now become an 'onahole club' with the inspection authority for 'blackmail' and 'training'? I hope the master quickly turns the executives into 'onaholes' and rapes them to his heart's content in the club room. ()
At that moment, as I read the guestbook, I realized.
Now I understand clearly.
To deal with Laplace Mapleflower, I couldnt be normal.
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