Chapter 792: Birth Of A Retirement Lifestyle Streamer! (5)
Translator: Lordbluefire
Xiao Yi’s work team had just entered the live stream room and saw the name
Chu Cichen had chosen for their account, “Sweet Retirement Life.”
Everyone in Xiao Yi’s work team was immediately speechless,…
The name was incredibly cheesy!
Because Xiao Yi had referred viewers to this new account, there were two to three thousand viewers online as soon as it started streaming.
The members of the work team already felt that this account was doomed.
Because after the account started the live stream the first thing that appeared on the screen was… someone cooking?
And the camera was focused on a frying pan.
…The staff members were completely speechless.
Didn’t anyone teach them that when a new account starts they should at least introduce themselves?
Everyone’s mouths twitched and they continued watching.
As expected more than two thousand people started leaving.
There were also people chatting,
— 1 came here to see the new beautiful man and woman. Who wants to watch cooking?
— Although retirement life involves cooking, watching someone cook in front of a frying pan is really unappealing. We’d rather watch the lovey-dovey moments of the beautiful man and woman!
— How about doing some Tai Chi?
— Where is the beautiful woman? Where is the handsome man?
Everyone was criticizing this live stream finding it very boring.
If they wanted to watch cooking they would go watch more professional channels.
This live stream had no proper lighting or beautifying filters. It was just a dark pot. What’s there to see?
The number of viewers quickly dropped to just over a thousand.
But then a pair of beautiful well defined hands appeared on the screen.
Those hands poured the vegetables into the pot and a male voice spoke “Jingjing what would you like to eat tonight?”
A lazy female voice replied “Aren’t we already cooking? Why are you asking?
We’ll eat whatever we’re making.”
“Alright,” the male voice responded.
Then they continued cooking.
They served a plate of shredded potatoes followed by tomato scrambled eggs and then a dish of stir-fried greens.
The male voice said, “Why isn’t there any meat?”
The female voice explained, “Because you’re recovering from an illness it’s not suitable for you to eat meat. We’ll have a vegetarian dinner tonight but you can have meat for lunch.”
“Alright, but the dishes don’t seem to be very appealing… The shredded potatoes could be finer and you even added sugar to the tomato scrambled eggs? And these stir-fried greens don’t look that great either…”
The more the male voice spoke the more it irritated people.
The barrage of comments instantly erupted.
— When we watched them in the morning we thought they were so loving but now it turns out they’re just the same. When the wife cooks they eat whatever she makes and he’s still complaining!
— Exactly I hate this kind of person who doesn’t do any work but keeps criticizing!
— Ah damn it, here comes the man!
— Why is he nitpicking about his wife’s cooking? He should eat whatever she makes as long as it doesn’t poison him!
— Let’s withdraw. This account is a failure they’re just not likable at all.
Seeing those comments the members of Xiao Yi’s studio became frantic and they called Xiao Yi.
“Xiao Yi go and give them some advice quickly. If we don’t intervene this live stream is really going to end in disaster! They’re being too real right? The husband keeps complaining about his wife’s terrible cooking.”
Xiao Yi replied “Let him complain. As I said that account is my way of doing charity providing support to the neighbors.”
The studio members had no choice but to keep their mouths shut.
Then they continued watching the live stream.
Perhaps the male voice had spoken too much because the female voice became annoyed “Shut up.”
But the male voice persisted “Cooking is so boring and if you don’t let people talk it becomes even more boring. Besides, only by speaking out can there be room for improvement… Oh is there too little salt in this?”
The female voice replied “It’s not too little. That’s the right amount.”
“It’s too bland, there is no flavor.”
“Eating too salty at night is not good for your health.”
“…Alright” the male voice sounded sullen “Can you at least pour me a glass of water?”
As soon as he said that the barrage of comments became even more furious. — WTF? Is this guy not only sick but also handicapped? Can’t he even pour water himself? Can’t he see that she’s cooking?
— Ah I’m getting angrier the more I watch. Isn’t this person the same as my husband? I came online to see sweet moments not to get angry. I’m leaving…
— This is infuriating! The woman spoils this man too much…
— Not watching anymore not watching. Why did 1 come here to get angry in the middle of the night…
— Exactly what a stupid new account. It’s supposed to be sweet but it seems pretty awful right?
— So frustrating! What a scumbag! Piece of trash!
While everyone was angrily cursing the members of Xiao Yi’s studio couldn’t sit still any longer. If this continued this account shouldn’t be called a retirement account anymore. It should be renamed as a scumbag account!
The studio members didn’t even want to watch this account anymore.
But just as they were about to exit they suddenly saw the camera move and zoom out….
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