Chapter 1472: The patriarch doesn’t have hemorrhoids!
Translator: 549690339
“My big brother and second brother are on their way. Pretty boy, you’re done for. When my second brother is angry, he won’t even recognize his family!”
The toad continued to roar.
Ye chen smiled. A ball of divine fire suddenly bloomed in his hand and he refined the former on the spot.”I suddenly feel like eating supper in the middle of the night. Do you have any roasted pheasant? roasted Toad should be fine.”
“Ah!”
This time, the toad truly cried out in pain because it realized that under the scorching heat of ye Chen’s divine flame, its skin was beginning to turn crisp.
“Are you convinced?” Ye chen said.
The Toad’s entire body was emitting a golden light.”I don’t accept this. Grandpa doesn’t accept this. If you have the ability, give Grandpa a few years. When the time comes, I’ll definitely hang you up and beat you up ...”
“Do I like it medium or medium well ...” Ye chen lowered his head and continued to refine it.
This Toad had a belly full of treasures. Most importantly, it revealed many secrets of Yinxu, which aroused ye Chen’s interest in gossip.
The toad was speechless.
It didn’t know if it was an illusion, but it actually smelled the smell of roasted pheasant.
The saddest thing was that it suddenly felt that the roasted pheasant was quite fragrant.
At the thought of this, it subconsciously swallowed its saliva and immediately admitted defeat.””Pretty boy, Oh, no, master, I’m convinced, I’m convinced ...”
Only then did ye chen put away his divine flame and sized it up.”What the hell are you? A Toad doesn’t look like a Toad ...”
“Your whole family is a Toad ...”
The toad immediately exploded and glared at him.””Grandfather’s name is the heavenly Fire divine Toad. He’s destined to shine upon the heavens in the future, an existence that can pierce through the entire world!!!”
At this point, it seemed to be a little indignant.”If Grandpa wasn’t born in that strange forbidden land, how could I have been cursed and bullied by you?”
“You were born in the Forbidden Zone?” Ye Chen’s eyes brightened.
The toad immediately coughed repeatedly, as if realizing that it had said the wrong thing. It couldn’t help but shake its beady eyes and lie,””Did grandfather say that? You must have heard wrong. ”
Ye chen laughed in his heart. He knew that the other party was not willing to talk about it, so he immediately changed the topic.”How did you end up in the volcano? Could it be that you’re The Guardian spirit beast of the ruins?”
Usually, before an expert died, they would be worried that someone would covet their tomb and would set up some traps in advance. Mechanisms and arrays were a must. In addition, they would also use spirit beasts to guard their tomb.
“Your whole family is a guardian spirit beast!”
The toad exploded once again, spittle flying everywhere as it said,””How could that big idiot deserve Grandpa to guard his tomb? I’m just going to swim in its lava. ”
“Is that all?” Ye chen gave a half-smile.
Meeting his gaze, the toad couldn’t help but feel weak.”Of course, Grandpa also borrowed a few things from him.”
“Whose grave is that?” Ye chen said again.
The toad pouted and said indifferently,””A Battlegod tomb. That blockhead was a Battlegod when he was alive, so he had a collection fetish. From women’s undergarments to peerless experts ‘underpants, there were all kinds of things ...”
Ye chen was speechless.
……
In the direction of the volcano, everyone watched as ye chen returned. Unlike before, there was a Toad on his shoulder.
The toad wasn’t convinced by its previous ferocity. The lumps on its body were all retracted. They were only the size of a palm, and it looked like a Golden Frog.
Old ancestor yellow spring immediately went up to them and shouted,”Damned Toad, you’ve finally fallen into the forefather’s hands, right? The old ancestor is going to roast you ...”
The toad slanted its beady eyes and looked at him in disdain.””Don’t you want to get rid of the big sores on your head and pustules on your feet?”
“F * ck you, where are the pustules under the old ancestor’s feet?” Old ancestor yellow spring looked embarrassed.
“And your hemorrhoids ...” The toad sneered.
As soon as he said this, Yang Hao laughed on the spot. The rest of the people looked like they wanted to laugh but didn’t dare.
“The old ancestor will kill you!”
The corners of old ancestor yellow spring’s mouth twitched a few times before he pounced on the former with a fierce look.
“Alright, I’m done!”
Ye chen stopped him and said to the toad,”Remove the big sore on his forehead and the pustules on the soles of his feet for the great ancestor. Hmm, and the hemorrhoids on his buttocks ...”
“I don’t have hemorrhoids ...” Old ancestor yellow spring protested.
“Grandfather has a condition. After we enter the ruins, grandfather wants a fire Lotus deep in the magma ...” The toad rolled its eyes.
Ye chen glanced at it indifferently and immediately understood its true purpose. This guy was going to take a bath on the surface but in reality, it was most likely after the fire Lotus.
Meeting his gaze, the toad immediately laughed and vomited at the old ancestor.
“You’re going to spit out a Supreme spiritual treasure again?”
Old ancestor yellow spring was overjoyed to see this and was ready to receive the fourth Supreme spiritual treasure.
The rest of the people held their breaths and were ready to snatch the Supreme spiritual treasure at any time. They had hated themselves for not reacting in time before, so how could they miss the opportunity in front of them?
However, the next moment, the old ancestor felt a chill on his face.
He couldn’t help but reach out to touch it. He was stunned at first, and then he exploded.”Goddamned Toad, how dare you spit at the ancestor?!!”
“Grandpa is just helping you get rid of your hemorrhoids ...” The toad said disdainfully.
Old ancestor yellow spring couldn’t help touching his forehead, only to find that the huge sore had disappeared.
He then took off his boots and looked at his feet, only to find that the pustules that had been itching unbearably were gone.
Yang Hao suddenly came over and said,””Old ancestor, do you want me to help you check if the hemorrhoids on your butt are still there?”
“Bastard, get lost!”
The old ancestor almost couldn’t help but slap him to death.
Ye chen glanced at the turbulent mouth of the volcano, then said to everyone,””Everyone, get ready. We’ll go in and take a look!”
“Big brother, we’ve taken a look earlier, and this ruin has just appeared in the world not long ago.”
“It seems like the volcano erupted,” ye Wushuang said.”The terrifying energy destroyed the decaying formation, and the ruins were exposed.”
“This pretty boy is right.”
“This ruin was indeed revealed by the volcanic eruption,” the toad said in agreement.”Otherwise, it would have been buried underground for who knows how long.”
“This is for the best.”
Ye chen could not help but nod. If the ruins had just been revealed, it meant that no one had visited it except for the toad. As the second group of people, they should be able to gain something.
The real reason that drove ye chen into the place was to find out if there was anything that could extend su Yuhan’s life.
Just as ye chen was about to urge everyone to enter the ruins, several figures with terrifying auras suddenly shot toward them from the sky.
Song Qiye’s expression changed.”Someone’s coming!!!”
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