Well, I have to sign the certificate myself.
The face of the man in charge of receiving the certificate was originally filled with the aura of a great lord that was for all of you. However, when he saw the face of a great man who was for all of humanity, he immediately shrunk down and became gentle, "Hello, mister, what's the matter?"
Di Chajie's face was filled with black lines. F * ck, why didn't you know that I'm here?
In other words, what am I doing here? I ate my fill?!
Someone behind him started chuckling.
This man only needed to prove himself and thought that he was amazing. Even the smallest amount of power in China would have to be used to the limit. He kept sending out candy and cigarettes in order to get a certificate, and each of them had an impatient expression on their face.
That was why everyone was very pleased with the current state they were in.
"That, sir, please take out your ID. I will handle it for you ??" Then, he looked at Di Chajie. He didn't know if Di Chajie was here to get married, get divorced, or to challenge him.
Di Chajie nodded slightly. Today, he was in a good mood. He decided to have a happy exchange with everyone.
Linghu Xiaojing moved closer and took out all of the required documents.
The man wiped off his sweat and sighed. "Oh, are you going to get married?"
One man, two women, what a big card!
Linghu Xiaojing's face darkened: What nonsense!
Where did she look like she was going to get married!
Yun Hanxiao hurriedly stepped forward, afraid that Linghu Xiaojing would quarrel badly.
"I got married!"
Di Shaoze said sweetly, "Is it my mother who is getting married?"
That person looked at Shaoze, then looked at Di Chajie ??
It's strange that a child should have a marriage certificate at such a young age!
But he did not dare say anything else, and quickly filled in the form, allowing Di Chajie to sign.
Di Chajie looked at the man's calligraphy, suddenly frowned and muttered in displeasure: "Change it to a beautiful re-write!"
A marriage certificate that only happens once in a lifetime, can you draw it like this?
Di Chajie frowned in displeasure, wasn't this man used to opening certificates? They were going to be together for the rest of their lives.
The man's face was red. No one had ever humiliated him like this.
However, there was nothing he could do about it. He thought for a while before saying, "Theoretically, anyone could write these words. All he needed to do was to seal them."
Xiao Wu walked up, and without saying a word, he began to write. The word "handsome" immediately brought the original grass body up to Mars.
Everyone looked at Xiao Wu, if not for this man's cool face, they really wanted him to help them out.
Only after a while did Di Chajie, the perfect madman, feel a little satisfied.
He was only going to get married once in his life.
He signed his name on the corner with satisfaction. Di Chajie!
The handsome one and Xiao Wu's calligraphy were on the same level.
Seeing Di Chajie's name, Yun Hanxiao suddenly became excited.
Look, this bastard doesn't even know how to write his name.
The words were clearly written so nicely, but why did she have to sign her name so crudely? If he had written the words "Di Chajie" on the cheque back then, would she have had to go through so many twists and turns to find him?
Yun Hanxiao pouted at her side and wrote down her name.
It was exactly two words, Yun Hanxiao. Suitable for two men's words, really... A bit ugly, like a schoolboy.
When the visa officer saw it, his lips curled up. This word is uglier than mine ah ?? What ability do you have to trade!
Yun Hanxiao blushed, she felt that if she was not the bride, Di Chajie would definitely not let her ruin the scene in front of her.
A bunch of random thinking, but so shy forget about it, only focused on their own word not beautiful, very conflicted mentality.
Di Chajie did not notice this.
He merely smiled as he looked at Yun Hanxiao.
This woman was now his wife.
Legally, she should be lying on his bed, letting him play around with her as he pleased ??
Oh, oh, oh... It was really great!
"Sorry for the trouble. If you want to kiss someone, then hurry up and kiss them. If you kiss someone, then hurry up and leave. Is there anyone queuing up behind?" Xiao Wu finally spoke out.
He had seen what looked good in the past, how many months had he seen? How could he not get tired of it?
When Di Chajie received the marriage certificate, he immediately turned into a woman.
The group of men behind him were moved to tears. Big brother, you're the one who cares about me the most.
We're here to get a certificate, not to watch a TV show. We'll have to trouble you to go home and act on your own and give way to someone else.
Look, the women in our arms are all staring at you. Isn't this asking us to get a marriage certificate and quickly get an divorce certificate?
You must be giving the Civil Affairs Bureau income!
After hearing Xiao Wu's words, Di Chajie laughed loudly, "I'm too kind to let you see."
Go home and kiss.
Looking at Di Chajie's handsome and sharp facial features, a certain bride-to-be slowly imagined in her mind the serious expression he would make when he kissed her ??
"What's the matter with you?" Di Chajie glared at the woman in disgust.
It was one thing for this woman to be so lustful in front of him, but most importantly, she was using her lecherous eyes to stare at him while something flowed out from her nose ??
How disgusting!
The woman hurriedly wiped it away awkwardly with her sleeve. "I'm sorry, I'm bleeding from my nose."
Seeing the handsome guy spitting out nosebleed is normal drop normal drop...
The handsome guy next to her would be woken up by the woman's YY!
Di Chajie was too lazy to say anything and left.
The bridegroom spoke slowly from the side, "Because the liquid you spilled is transparent."
"??"
The group of people left as if they had just arrived.
All that was left was a bunch of newcomers and the chaotic scene of the Consular Officer's work in the wind.
Today, I have been unlucky for eight generations and met this ancestor.
After about an hour, the Consular Officer received a call: "Hello, how are you?!"
"Excuse me, did you receive a pair of newbies this morning?!"
The Consular Officer snappily replied, "I have a new receptionist every day, as long as I work!"
Who do you think you are? What kind of question was this?
That person had a good temperament and said: "The names of this pair of newbies are Di Chajie and Yun Hanxiao?!"
The Consular Officer shuddered. The voice of the other party was gentle, but it carried the pressure of a person in a position of power that could not be displeased with the masses.
After some thought, he said, "Oh, yes. It's like this! "May I ask who you are?"
The other party hung up the phone.
There was no more information.
The Consular Officer wiped the sweat from his forehead. Ai, today is really unlucky to have met such a magical couple.
What do you want to do after receiving the certificate?
Because there was no established custom, it was inappropriate for a group of people to eat if it was neither early nor late. Furthermore, Yun Hanxiao's identity did not allow him to attend too exciting an occasion.
After thinking about it for a while, Di Chajie decided to let the others go back while he brought Yun Hanxiao to eat something.
Recently, she seemed to be very disgusted with eating supplements. It might be a good thing to let her taste different flavors of supplements.
The quiet and elegant pavilion was famous for its tonics. Di Chajie immediately brought Yun Hanxiao here to eat something.
It was unknown if it was because they had arrived too early, but there was not a single person in the store.
It was a very elegant small pavilion, and the exquisite wood structure gave off an ancient atmosphere.
It was just like the flower garden of everyone from the old era, causing people to feel as though time had slowed down by half a beat.
Although she was sorry to disturb the boss, since she had come, Yun Hanxiao found a seat close to the window and sat down.
Looking out through the window, the sky had already darkened.
The world inside was so bright and lively that one could not help but to be in a good mood.
He called for two to three different dishes. Although they were tonic, they were really pretty, and because he was in a good mood, Yun Hanxiao's appetite was greatly increased. He lowered his head and obediently ate the soup.
She unintentionally raised her head, only to find that Di Chajie had been looking at her, as she unhappily replied, "Why aren't you eating?"
"I don't really like this." Di Chajie said.
Yun Hanxiao wiped the corner of her mouth with a napkin, "What do you like to eat, I'll go with you."
"Don't you know?" Di Chajie glanced at her.
"How would I know?" Yun Hanxiao asked curiously. Although they would generally know Di Chajie's appetite, but everyone would probably like a lot of different kinds of food, especially a man like Di Chajie who was used to eating in large restaurants.
How would she know which type of food Di Chajie wanted to eat right now? It's not like she was the little bug in his stomach.
"I only like to eat you... "Heh ??"
A drop of cold sweat trickled down Yun Hanxiao's forehead.
Di Chajie this guy...
Incomprehensible.
But the bridegroom is a creature that is allowed to be in heat twenty-four hours a day, so...
Yun Hanxiao ignored him, and lowered her head to eat in silence.
"Is it really that delicious?" Di Chajie asked gloomily when he saw Yun Hanxiao ignoring her.
Yun Hanxiao nodded. Actually, sometimes what we eat isn't food, but a mood.
Di Chajie watched on from the side, as if he was a normal person watching his beloved pet eat, and felt an extremely abnormal sense of satisfaction. "If you want to eat this in the future, or stay at home and feel bored, let me tell you, I will bring you out, if you listen obediently."
"Alright." Yun Hanxiao nodded, her heart as sweet as honey.
After eating, Di Chajie thought that Yun Hanxiao had eaten too much and needed some help with her digestion. The main thing was that she thought about the duo's world for a while.
Thus, the two of them strolled around the shopping mall. It turned out to be just a stroll, but it turned out to be a shopping trip.
Di Chajie dragged Yun Hanxiao to the women's clothing department and personally chose a set of clothes, forcing her to try on her clothes.
"Why are they all nightdresses?" Yun Hanxiao was dissatisfied.
"I like to see you in a nightdress." Di Chajie laughed. Actually, the main reason why Yun Hanxiao got pregnant was because she was pregnant. Di Chajie felt that a pregnant woman needed to have the beauty of a pregnant woman, so they couldn't wear it too closely. She had to pay attention to beauty, especially in the bedroom.
"Why?"
Di Chajie praised deliberately, "Because your legs are very beautiful."
Who wouldn't want to hear such praise? Yun Hanxiao laughed ?? ??
"It's true ??" Di Chajie continued to pick out a skirt as he said this in a very calm tone.
"I've been waiting for you ??"
Hearing this, Yun Hanxiao's face instantly turned completely red.
"Why do you keep all this nonsense in your head?" Yun Hanxiao pouted her lips and retorted, although the groom was legally in heat, he did not want to keep every word to himself!
Yun Hanxiao picked a few that were no longer interesting, "Alright, let's go back quickly."
"Wait, there's still the most important thing."
Di Chajie held onto Yun Hanxiao's hand, and pulled her forward.
He actually dragged himself to the underwear department!
"Is there anything I can do for you?"
A female shop assistant greeted him warmly.
"Please take that off and look at it."
He looked in the direction where Di Chajie's finger was pointing.
Yun Hanxiao almost fainted, "Okay, may I ask your girlfriend ??"
After saying that, the employee saw that Yun Hanxiao was pregnant and quickly changed her words, "What's your wife's size?"
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