Volume 2, Chapter 14: There's no tomorrow for a l*licon, Part 5
Except the voice of Nagisa which clearly resounded Inside my consciousness, there was nothing anymore…
-No!
“Pashan*
For a moment, one more voice resounded inside my head.
[What!]
My consciousness which was becoming distant until now abruptly returned to reality.
Nagisa was floating in front of me, looking at me as if I’m some kind of different species and the courtroom which had been in silence until now was surrounded with restless buzz.
[Nagisa-dono’s spirit dive was repelled.]
[What happened.]
[What’s the result of a spirit dive.]
As I was taken back, not understanding what actually happened,
[This sign…this is the sign of a fallen celestial being.]
A…what?
Nagisa’s voice was drawn in the tumult, whose hair has become messy due to her scratching it restlessly.
[No, but…what was that? I don’t get it…hey, Kuzunoha!]
Nagisa left me and flew towards Kaede, who seemed more confused than anyone else here.
[That brat Furuya Haruhisa, is he really an orphan from a spiritual disaster?
[…What?]
Kaede’s voice sounded as if she didn’t understand the question.
The expression on her face was an indescribable mixture of relief, confusion, and a pause in her thinking as she encountered an unexpected situation.
Just around the time the courtroom atmosphere descended into chaos as no one could understand the situation.
*Boom*
A shock that shook the courtroom roared from above.
[Emergency situation, emergency situation.]
A flustered voice rang from out the speakers and stated the situation.
[Soya Misaki, who should have been banned from entering the association headquarter is invading the place right now! The staff should hide themselves as soon as possible! And Exorcist ladies and gentlemen, please create the barrier!]
This person is also receiving the same unreasonable treatment as me.
My mind, which was exhausted from all the information overload, at the utmost, could only think that.
[Woah! She came around through the wall! What’s with the ponytail?] [Hey don’t run away! Hurry and form the next barrier] [It’s impossible! If she sees my face, it will be over for me!] [We can’t even use rogue techniques with her as she is the daughter of the Soya family!] [She even has a family to back off!]
I heard such an uproar coming from the side of a big other, moreover it’s getting closer.
[…What’s it?]
While saying this, Nagisa stopped rushing to Kaede, and sank to the floor.
[Not good, Kaede-sama. Come here.]
The woman with the fox mask urged Kaede to retreat behind the bamboo curtain.
Tataraba also silently put a physical barrier on the large door and took refuge in the courtroom.
A few seconds after everyone completed their countermeasure against Soya with the exception of Me and Sakura.
[That trial, wait a minute-!]
*Crash*
Together with Soya’s voice, the physical barrIer put on the large door was destroyed and from between the dust flying around appeared multiple people.
Leading the vanguard was Nagumo who pulverized the physical barrier applied by Tataraba and for some reason under her arm held was Karasuma who was rolling around and looking at the surroundings.
[…I see, we are in a disadvantageous situation against the former Rank 6 Cursed Spirit opponent.]
Tataraba, whose physical barrier was pulverized, groaned in frustration while Nagisa said that from the bottom of the floor.
[So? What’s stupid girl of Soya’s going to do here?]
[There’s something I want to show to people in the inspection department.]
Without even minding being called an idiot, an unexpectedly clear voice resounded inside the courtroom filled with serious air. Perhaps taking account of Nagumo’s ability. Soya, who has made her b***s appear small, stepped forward.
[We have captured the young girl!]
And then she proudly shows the young girl who was closed in a spherical barrier.
[A heiress of one of ancient families is enticing child abduction!?] [Hey Soya’s! What’s going on with you and your family’s main line each and every time!] [No, the young miss has always been like that from young time so we have no choice accept to resign ourselves]
The members of the inspection department from the ancient families started making a ruckus behind the bamboo curtains.
Well, I guess if the heiress of the ancient families who are said to be the the face of Exorcism’s business world, captured a little girl using psychic technique, the commotion is inevitable.
However, in this situation, Soya has done a very good job.
[Wait you! What do you think you are doing barging on the executive committee meeting along with a young girl!?]
Except for me who couldn’t move, Sakura stepped in front of Soya and noticed the strangeness.
[What’s with that girl…isn’t she human?]
Soya was holding up a young girl in a red dress. Sakura, who shows her cold expression nearby, knots her eyebrows.
[Yeah. She isn’t human. Her sexual disposition didn’t appear in my Succubus eye’s so she was quickly found out. I was impatient when Furuya-kun was caught though!]
Soya proudly showed her chest and asserted toward the courtroom.
[This child is the cause of a mystery that turns humans into a lolicon. Therefore, Furuya-kun isn’t a lolicon, so please suspend your trial.]
[Huh, ridiculous! I think it might be Soya’s Shikigami disguised in the form of mystery!]
The first to object was Tataraba hidden in the shadows. Why does he want to imprison me at all cost?
[But even our group members met with mishap!]
Saying that, Soya continued to squeeze Nagumo’s cheek.
[…Hmm? ooh, a little girl, it’s a little girl! Let me tie her up! I will take a photo with the title ham Little girl and…huhh? Wait, why am I the one who is tied up?]
As soon as Karasuma woke up, she became excited all of a sudden. What’s with the ham little girl? That guy is definitely dangerous.
[We get reports on a daily basis about that girl’s behaviour! So she can’t be used as evidence!]
Tataraba said it decisively.
What does it mean that the two out of three members of our teams are getting monitored by the inspection department? And one more thing in the end, what’s with that ban on entering in association headquarter? Even if I was cleared of it, I don’t even have any place in the business world, right?
[OK, so if you don’t believe then we don’t have any choice but have someone to confirm the fact…ah]
Soya’s eyes lit up when she twisted her neck and found two inspectors rolled up on the floor.
Wait, Soya, can you please forgive those guys already?
[Do it.]
However my prayer, who couldn’t raise his voice didn’t reach.
Soya released a part of the spherical barrier, took the hands of two inspectors and had the little girl in red dress touch them without any prior warning or their free will. In the next moment.
[Uu, guh!! what’s this!! Stop! Let my body be at peace…!]
[I already have a wife and children…that’s ridiculous!]
The two inspectors stared at the young girl in a red dress and held their lower body.
Moreover, Soya, as if she already assumed this situation, took out printed 2-D images of lolis and scattered them in front of two inspectors. She’s a demoness.
[…!]
In spite of the fact that their bosses and colleagues were watching, the two inspectors gathered up the 2-D loli images as if they were people thrown out into the desert looking for water, and even started rubbing their cheeks.
Looking at their situation, I felt a strong sense of discomfort before I could say-
[This proves the existence of the mystery who turned people into lolicons!].
As I thought, aren’t these people turned into too much of a fierce lolicon?
[What the h**l is this…not just Furuya Haruhisa…what’s going with this transformation.]
Tataraba muttered in a dumbfounded voice.
It was the same question as I had.
I had ignored the transformation of Karasuma thinking she was originally a pervert. However, now that I looked at the transformation of these two inspectors, it was even more severe than Karasuma…aren’t I the one who is the abnormal one then?
Why am I getting away with this?
[…It’s kind of forcible but it proves the existence of mystery who turns people into lolicons. Let’s call it a lolicon maker.]
Kaede’s voice, who was taking the refugee on the other side of the bamboo blind resounded in the courtroom.
The agitation she had felt earlier seems to be eased up and so her voice returned to its usual calm tone.
[Although I don’t know the logic behind it, it can be summarized that Furuya Haruhisa has repelled the spirit dive of former twelve heavenly masters and has mitigated the psychic disorder of the lolicon maker. With this, there is no reason to put him in imprisonment and now I think all that remains is his utility value but what do you think, Nagisa-san?]
[…Tsk, do as you like. I will overlook it this time.]
[What!! Headmaster so easily…and what about the earlier spirit dive.]
[However there is one condition.]
Nagisa told Kaede from the floor, interrupting Tataraba’s protests that he was still unhappy at this point.
[After the matter of lolicon slayer is settled. Come to show me your face once, Kuzunoha]
[…Ok. I also have something I want to hear from you.]
That must be definitely about this cursed arm.
***spirit dive : originally meaning was spirit possession but I decided to use spirit dive as it sounds better in the situation. Also it is just a higher level of spirit vision others have used in previous chapters. Basically spirit vision is like X-ray, thoroughly checking the condition of a person’s psychic powers for abnormalities. Well that’s just my assumption though the effect is more or less the same.
Volume 2, Chapter 13: Even so, I’m not a Lolicon Part 8
Sakura announced the result of diagnosis with eyes as if she was looking at a filthy bug.
[That’s ridiculous…]
[If that’s the case, then am I a real L*licon?… that…that should not…]
[…hmm?]
Leaving me in despair and Soya still tilting his head, the preparations for torture in the name of l*licon correction resumed.
[Here, how about this?]
[…]
Sakura, who was bright red till her neck approached me with two of her shirt buttons open.
The two lush fruits formed a magnificent valley and were pressed against my nose, and in the air that was thick with the girl’s scent, I said to Sakura with a serious face.
[Onii-chan thinks it’s not a good idea for a girl to do that]
[Don’t treat me like a child, also that straight face is annoying!!]
Sakura thrust sugar cubes in my mouth. It’s sickeningly sweet.
[Then I will be the next]
The one approaching me was Kaede, who turned into her nine years old form.
My eyes were involuntarily drawn to her even though she didn’t pull her clothes like Sakura, *Smack* Kaede’s full power slap struck my cheek, unfortunately I couldn’t avoid the shock because I was tied to the chair and it hit me in the center of my head.
[…Hmm, no change in particular I guess]
Soya observes me through the phone, and checks to see if the l*licon is easing up.
The completely ineffective l*licon correction went on and on, and it was already evening.
Soya looked at my swollen cheeks and said in a skeptical voice, [At this rate he will probably wake up with another fetish before we could even cure him of l*licon, like a m*******t.]
[L*licon and m*******t, that’s the worst complication…]
Loli Kaede muttered with a tired face.
[I’m the one who is both mentally and physically tattered…]
[More so, I’m not convinced!]
Sakura yelled while hiding her chest.
[Why is that vixen always in charge of the Loli and I’m the one with a serious face! That’s unfair! Change it! Change It! Maybe then it will be effective!]
[What are you talking about? How can you play the role of a loli when you’ve grown up in vain? You’ll just have to let Furuya-kun stare at you straight in the face.]
[There are many alternatives like using 2-D Loli wallpapers, Kuzunoha’s Talismans, and so on! Anyways, I hate to always be the one with a straight face!]
[Rejected. we don’t have time to waste. We need the right person for the right job]
[Ugh!]
Kaede declared so without heeding the claim of the teary eyed Sakura, she really doesn’t have any mercy.
[…If that’s the case, then swimsuit… or, underwear…]
[Sa, Sakura?] Somehow her eyes are getting teary but is she okay?
I wonder if she is getting worried, probably due to her duties or pressure as an observer.
*Buzz* There was an incoming call on the smartphone displaying Soya, Kaede picked it up and immediately after a few exchanges, her tired face changed into an even more grimer one.
[As expected, spending any more time correcting l*licon is not going to get us anywhere.]
What the h**l was that call about?
[I’m going to change my ways. You can do the rest, little girl]
Kaede reverted to her seventeen year old form, peeled off the door liner and walked out of my room.
[No, leaving it to me… what’s with that woman all of a sudden?]
Sakura muttered quizzically, but there was no one who could answer her.
After that, the l*licon correction was continued by Soya and Sakura, who had joined the group after Kaede disappeared.
[Wait a minute, Sakura-chan?! why are you taking to take off your uniform]
[It’s because you aren’t changing your l*licon fetish! I can’t stand it anymore, getting so far in the situation, no matter how much of genuine l*licon you are, there must be a little reaction at least!]
[Stop it! I definitely won’t let you do that! I will not permit it!]
[In that case, get rid of that annoying two headed Shikigami and let me take the role of loli]
[As Kuzunoha-san said, the right person for the right job. Sakura-chan should just keep giving Furuya-kun a straight face.]
[That damn girl…]
[Wahhh! Sakura-chan is a female molester, don’t look at her, Furuya-kun!]
However, with the disappearance of Kaede, the commander of this group, the place became extremely chaotic in an hour and even without any result, Soya’s Shikigami was attached to my face.
Just what did I do to deserve this? Ever since I rescued that little girl in the red dress, anything and everything turned strange…just as I was feeling a little crazy about the world…
[…Huh? Calling at this time?]
In addition to Kaede, Sakura also received a call on her phone.
Sakura, who seems to have put on her clothes, interrupts her quarrel with Soya, and turns to the entrance.
[…Hey, Furuya-kun]
Soya said, while paying attention to Sakura.
In my surroundings, four two headed Shikigami were floating around, making my gaze wander all over.
[Damn, even though I shouldn’t be a l*licon…]
[For the time being, I was also convinced by the results of Kuzunoha-san and the others’ psychic vision and tried to correct your l*licon…but to no avail, It’s rather strange, it seems that Furuya-kun’s sexual disposition doesn’t change as if someone has glued it. Beside now that I think about it carefully, L*licons in Harugahara have suddenly multiplied.[
[What?]
It was the surprised voice of Sakura that interrupted Sakura’s speech midway.
[No, no, wait a minute, isn’t there some kind of mistake? There is nothing in the monitoring target that can be accused of misuse of spiritual power yet…No, even if there were violations, the measures taken were, by all accounts, extraordinary…]
I presume that’s something that should not be divulged to us from the inspection department, but Sakura didn’t have time to worry about that, she shouted into the phone.
[It could be a paperwork error or a mix-up with another case. Ah, Damn, it’s not useful talking with a l*licon…….]
Sakura exploded with frustration and hung up the phone.
But despite her aggressive mood, Sakura’s face was rather pale.
[Sakura-chan, umm, what was that phone call about?]
Soya raised a voice of concern for someone who had been fighting with Sakura just a while ago.
[…]
For a while, Sakura was lost in contemplation on whether she should tell this to us or not, but she eventually said in a dry voice while her lips trembled.
[I think I understand the reason why that vixen went off to change her way. I think she was informed of this information by someone from Kuzunoha, who belongs to the inspection department.]
Sakura let out a fury of disbelief as she continued.
[An executive meeting at the inspection department was to be held, perhaps to accuse you.]
[What? Isn’t that…]
The inspection department executive meeting. Also known as, Decapitation Trial.
It was the name of an intra-association trial that was supposed to be held only to hand down a specific sentence to a convicted special psychic criminal.