Chapter 142: Really messed with the wrong person (2)
Translator: miraclerifle
Why did he have to end up getting caught by such a weird bastard?
“Alright, hand over your thumb.”
Ju-Heon smiled despicably as he pulled a red ink pad out of his pocket. He looked ready to complete this bully of a contract right now.
“Alright, hand it over while I'm asking nicely.”
Why would I listen to you?! It’s obviously not a regular contract! Why was this bastard acting like the mafia asking for his pinky?!
This was a guy who was using such unbelievable methods to scout someone. There was no way that the contents of the contract would be normal.
Ju-Heon chuckled as the sharp Julian tried to find a way out of it.
“I'm really going to send the picture if you don’t sign. That picture over there.”
Yoo Jaeha soon shook the phone screen from underneath Ju-Heon’s foot.
There was a clear picture of Julian touching Daji’s breast on the screen.
The truth was that he had accidentally put his hand on her breast after being pushed by the damn rope, but Yoo Jaeha's fantastic skill had turned it into a work of art. Furthermore, Daji had put on such a godly act that she really looked as if she did not like his action.
How the hell was he able to get the perfect angle to make it look as if Julian was forcefully assaulting Daji?!
This was why Julian felt so wronged!
‘It’s not like I was bitten by a flower snake!’ [1]
But Julian wasn't the type to submit so easily.
“Seo Ju-Heon. I'll sue you if you come at me like this. This is clearly blackmail.”
Ju-Heon just scoffed after seeing Julian attack him back.
‘Look at this bastard. Of course a lawyer would act this way. Ah, he’s probably not a lawyer yet.’
Julian had been a talented lawyer who took care of any of the tomb raiding team and TKBM's legal matters. Well, he didn’t represent TKBM very much because he was mainly a human rights lawyer who cared most about representing the weak.
Anyway, the reason Ju-Heon’s tomb raiding team was able to get out of its numerous legal battles was because of this bastard who had a perfect record with no losses.
But who cared if he was talented?
‘The fist is closer than the law in this world.’
“Ah hello? Hey old man, it's me. Leave the front page of the Times empty. The cover will be ‘Zhuge Kongming, Julian Miller. His hobby is sexual assault.’ Something like that should be fine. The contents can talk about how he makes women faint with thunderbolts to rape them I guess?”
“?!”
Ju-Heon was not the type to back down because he was threatened by the law. He would not have messed with the Chairman of a large corporation or a US General if that was the case!
Ju-Heon annoyingly shook the phone again.
“Alright then. Are you going to sign here? Yes or no?”
He was certain. This was fodder for the press. Forget the law, he would be buried in society while getting ready to sue Ju-Heon!
“Damn it. Hand it over!”
A desperate Julian reached his hand out. But Ju-Heon would not have it taken from him so easily.
“Aigoo, hey Seol-A. Hold him down firmly for me.”
Seol-A really held down firmly.
“!”
“Hu, huff. Captain-nim!”
It was just that her arms were wrapped around Ju-Heon’s body instead of Julian!
“!”
Seol-A was slightly moaning as she tightly hugged Ju-Heon.
“Ha, haaaaah. Captain-nim, Captain-nim...! I can’t hold back any longer!”
Ju-Heon realized his mistake. Seol-A had also been affected by yin energy after he activated Byeon Kang-Soe and Ong-Nyeo's artifacts.
‘Shit!’
He was focused on Yoo Jaeha potentially causing an accident that he had not thought about Seol-A.
Ju-Heon could feel Seol-A's soft breasts pushing against his back.
That wasn’t even it! Seol-A, who had been rubbing her flushed face on Ju-Heon's back, slowly lowered her hand to his thigh. Her movements looked very natural.
‘W, wait, this punk!’
It felt nice, but right now was a bit!
In the end, Ju-Heon grabbed Lee Seol-A’s wrist as she tried to find his junior. He then had no choice but to shout.
“Damn it, Byeon Kang-Soe!”
[#($#*(!]
Yes sir! Master! Huff, huff, huff!
Byeon Kang-Soe's artifact charged toward Julian as soon as he said that. Julian screamed after watching it come near him.
“H, hold on!”
It was surreal seeing a flapping white lace panty viciously charging toward him.
“Ugh!”
Julian was about to go crazy because of Byeon Kang-Soe's ability.
‘Damn it, the second level of risk is here too!’
That was right. The second and third level risks would strike down once he got past the first level of being a scoundrel.
The second level of risk was Pain from the Heavens. This was because Indra was said to have been punished by the gods after lusting after Asura's daughter.
Was that the cause? Julian started to cough up blood after the second level of risk arrived. His whole body was in pain as if he had been beaten by the gods.
Nothing was actually broken. But his bones really felt as if they had been broken and his muscles felt as if they were ripping.
“Hey... Seo Ju-Heon! Are you really going to do this to your fellow human...!”
Ju-Heon just shoved the contract in front of Julian again.
“Here, sign it.”
“Hey!”
“I'm sure you don’t want the last risk to arrive either, right?”
Julian flinched and his body started to shake after hearing that.
The final third level risk. He had not experienced it yet, but he knew it would truly be terrible.
‘Indra’s final moment...!’
After being beaten by the gods, it was said that Indra was either castrated or ended up with the vulva of the heavens appearing on his body. The tale said that he begged and pleaded until the sentence was reduced to having the eyes of heaven appear on his body.
That meant that the third risk......
Julian's face turned pale.
“W, wait, let’s talk after I read through the contract!”
He could not let the third risk happen.
Julian still wanted to live as a man!
He didn’t know how Seo Ju-Heon knew so much about his artifact, but that was not important right now.
‘Let’s get out of this situation first.’
But Julian almost fainted after looking through the contract. Even Julian, who was preparing to become a lawyer, could see that the format was perfect, but breaking down the contents of the contract in simple terms......
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Become Seo Ju-Heon's personal lawyer after officially passing the bar and becoming a lawyer. (All legal advice, representation, and assistance will be provided for free.)
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Come whenever and wherever Seo Ju-Heon asks you to come to help him.
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The duration of the contract is for 10 years. (The contract auto-renews at the end. The contract can only be terminated via mutual agreement.)
- During a dispute, you will only represent the promisee (Seo Ju-Heon). However, this does not pertain to the pro bono cases representing the weak individuals in society who cannot defend themselves.
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Will do whatever the promisee tells you to do and will not complain about promisee's actions regarding all things related to the contract.
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The promisee and the promisor will both sincerely abide by the contents of this contract and will be punished by the Code of Hammurabi should they break the contract.
It was basically something like that. How could he not get flustered after reading that?!
"What kind of shitty contract is this?!”
“What? It’s a standard contract.”
"What? This is a standard contract?!”
Julian was in disbelief.
Any rational person would be able to tell the terrible nature of this contract.
“I won't do it. I can't cooperate with a bastard like you!”
“Really? Then I’ll send the picture.”
Ju-Heon started to e-mail someone on his phone.
“No, wait!”
Julian clenched his teeth and then sighed.
“Fine. I'll do it.”
He was so desperate that he quickly signed. He knew that a contract like this would not be viable in the court of law.
‘He doesn't seem to know anything about the law.’
But for some reason, Yoo Jaeha, who was next to him, started to chuckle.
Yoo Jaeha then whispered to him.
“Nice to meet you, my fellow slave.”
‘What? Slave?’
Julian should have realized it at that moment. He should have remembered that you should always read a contract thoroughly, including the back.
“Oho, you think that the artifact users in the Middle East were trying to create Hitler?”
Ju-Heon’s group that had come into a tomb were listening to Julian’s story.
“Yes. The guerillas that don't want to be loyal to Pandora nor the C-R Alliance are trying to create their own faction.
It was pretty obvious why they wanted to create Hitler.
‘The Monarch of Gossip has Goebbels's artifact.’
Julian seemed to be trying to stop the Monarch of Gossip.
“That man is using his artifact for evil means.”
That made Ju-Heon think about the monopolizers and start to sneer.
‘Well, it’s understandable.’
The good people usually suffered while the bad people benefited in society.
People would gain more and more benefits for using their artifacts to harm humans. The Monarch of Gossip was naturally someone who chose to do that as well. There was no way that someone who contracted Hitler’s lackey's artifact would have been a good person to start.
Artifacts and humans were said to lean toward each other with similar tendencies, so seeing either one would make it easy to tell the disposition of the other.
“Anyway, the Monarch of Gossip has Goebbels's artifact. The world will turn to chaos if they manage to find Hitler’s artifact.”
Ju-Heon scoffed at him. It was true that Hitler’s artifact appearing would mean that there was someone at the level of Keira, the Monarch of War. They would try to find Hitler’s artifact, as well as different Nazi artifacts throughout the world.
That would instantly turn the world into chaos.
“I'm destroying all of them to prevent that from happening.”
"Aha.”
‘That must be why the Monarch of Gossip wanted to hire me.’
He must have wanted to get rid of Julian who seemed to have realized their plan.
Ju-Heon started to laugh.
“I don't think you have to worry about Hitler.”
“What?”
Ju-Heon thought about the far-right White Supremacist faction from the past. They had searched for the artifact while dreaming about the resurrection of the dictator, but...
‘Most of the Nazi artifacts were sealed in the past.’
Searching for those artifacts had only led to destruction for those people.
But there was no need for him to tell them that.
“Anyway, I hope you guys can help me out with it as well.”
Ju-Heon could naturally help.
Julian’s enemies were people who would be aiming for his artifacts as well.
However...
“Ah, you innocent idiot.”
“What?!”
This bastard was truly the ‘hero’ type.
He was the type who was smart but would end up being scammed because of his overflowing sense of justice.
That was why he had been captured underneath Chairman Kwon even with such abilities.
“Ah, whatever, hey pikachu. Destroy that.”
Julian started to shake as Ju-Heon pointed to the tomb entrance.
‘Now he’s calling me pikachu?’
“Hold on. You need to meet the requirements to open the entrance to this tomb...”
‘What requirements bullshit.’
Booboboboooooooooom!
Ju-Heon ruthlessly destroyed the tomb entrance as if he was too annoyed to even wait. He had used his Tomb Destruction skill. It truly was a large explosion.
Of course, Julian became angry.
“H, hold on! Destroying it like that can damage the nearby towns!”
“Who cares?”
Ju-Heon wasn’t an amateur who would damage the nearby area.
What continued was Ju-Heon completely ignoring Julian.
“Ack! Hold on! Over there is!”
Bang!
“No, that is!”
Babababang!
“Hey! If you do that...!”
Ruuuuuuuuuuumble!
Ju-Heon just completely ignored Julian’s comments and walked deep into the tomb.
Julian was at a loss for words. Ju-Heon didn't listen no matter how much he warned him.
In fact, forget listening...
“Alright, you watched properly, right? The last one is for you to destroy.”
Julian started to shake.
“I don’t think we are well-suited for each other. Good luck on your own. I’ll report you guys to Interpol as soon as we get out of here.”
Yoo Jaeha interjected after seeing Julian trying to turn around and walk out.
“Huh? What are you doing, slave? Are you trying to break the contract?”
“Hmph, the picture is already gone, such threats mean nothing to m...”
But at that moment...
“!”
A familiar picture appeared. The rope was in front of Julian holding a phone and moving up and down.
The picture that appeared on the screen was the one from earlier......
“W, what the hell?! Why is this picture here?! You definitely deleted it earlier!”
“Who knows? Maybe an artifact restored it.”
Julian was in disbelief.
“Ho, that means this is a breach of contract! I’ll sue you...”
Ju-Heon started to laugh.
“What bullshit are you spewing? There were no conditions that artifacts could not spread it.”
“?!”
[#$&*#8!]
That’s right, it wasn’t there! It wasn't there!
The rope excitedly threw the phone up and down in the air.
Julian blanked out. Yoo Jaeha shook the contract in front of him at that moment.
"Alright, you haven't forgotten about this contract, right?”
Julian just scoffed.
“An unfair contract like that will not be held up in a court of law. It’s just useless pieces of paper.”
Ju-Heon started to laugh.
"That is true. At least in human society that is.”
“What?”
‘Human society?’
“Did you read thoroughly until the end? Professor Kongming?”
“T, the end?”
He had not felt the need to read through such an unbelievable contract until the end.
But Julian’s jaw dropped once he read the end of the contract.
[This contract is unrelated to the human world and functions under the laws of the artifact world; all artifacts will be hostile to the person who breaks this contract.]
[Certifier: Division Commander Anubis]
There was a dog’s paw print next to it.
‘W, what the hell......!’
Julian could clearly feel Ju-Heon and Yoo Jaeha's artifacts starting to show murderous intent toward him.
This odd contract must truly be effective.
“Alright, why don’t you destroy the door as the Captain-nim asked......”
Julian's eyes flashed at that moment and he struck out toward Yoo Jaeha.
Ruuuuumble!
“Ow, it’s hot, it’s not!”
A thunderbolt flashed and the contract in Yoo Jaeha's hand started to burn.
“Ah! The contract!”
Julian started to smile.
“That contract is now gon......”
It was at that moment.
“But I have another one?”
“?!”
Yoo Jaeha was chuckling as if he had never been shocked at all and shook another contract.
Julian started to frown in response.
“You made a copy of the contract!”
Another thunderbolt struck down.
However...
“I have a ton of these!”
Yoo Jaeha threw hundreds of the contract into the air.
“Hahahaha! Burn them all if you want! You probably can't tell which one is real! Do you know how much I was tortured after you figured out my fake last time?! Ahhahahahahahaha!”
“?!”
Ju-Heon started to laugh after hearing Yoo Jaeha laugh.
“Take good care of the contract. And...”
He then pointed to the door.
“Okay. Hurry up and destroy it.”
“##$&!”
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