I wracked my brain about what to do, then it hit me as I saw Senna rolling on the floor, and I flicked a small portal open behind me. I ripped down my pants and sat on the portal that led to the Senna bed, well facing the bed from the end.
I didn't have the mental capacity to form coherent spells in my head, but I could point a portal. I had already found Senna's room a while back, seeing her come out of it before.
The moment my cheeks touched the staticy edge of the portal, the cap popped.
"What are you doing!!" Breya screamed as my eyes tried to push from my skull. "Claire! What did you do?! I thought you said it would give him a stomach ache?!"
"YOU DID THIS?!" I roared as my body's contents proceeded to leave me at Mach 1.
"STOP! Look away from him, Claire!" Breya screamed as she tried to look away but was still looking at me in horror. She was trying to cover Claire's eye, but that was pretty much useless.
"It's like seeing a horrible accident. It's horrible, but I can't stop watching," Claire said in a deadpan voice as all her eyes pointed at me.
"Ahhh!" I screamed.
"Ahhh!" Breya screamed.
"Is that my room?!" Senna screamed as she came running over, no longer laughing.
"Fuck you!" I roared and then farted in a shotgun blast, and there was silence.
Then it started again, but this time it felt worse.
"No!! My room!!" Senna cried out as she fell to her knees in defeat, and I felt my asshole heat up to 500 degrees.
"Someone stop this madness and heal me!" I called, but Claire tapped her chin thoughtfully as Breya dry heaved and everyone else kept their distance.
"I don't think you can heal this; that's why I picked it. At least, I don't know how to make your stool hard again," Claire said thoughtfully, then stepped back. "The smell is starting to come through. Good luck.
"Don't you walk away, little girl!" I roared but then whimpered as my guts turned again and my ankles lifted.
"If you're gonna do something, do it fast!" Breya said, her face paled as she tried to keep her composure.
"I don't have time!" I roared, and then the smell hit the air like a wave, and my eyes bulged as I felt my butt give out.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" I screamed as I felt my muscles strain, and then my asshole pinched, and the liquid spray turned into a jet stream. I thought I was going to take off as I gripped the portal, but I held on as the sweat now poured off me.
"I think I'm gonna be sick," Breya said and then vomited onto the ground.
[1 hour later]
Everyone was staring off into the distance, and no one wanted to talk about what had just happened, and for once, I had the couch to myself. I had cleaned Senna's room, but she said she was going to move rooms. She had borne witness to the destruction of it, so it was evident that she would need to move.
On the positive side, the prank match turned into a twisted death match finished with anal eruptions at a volcanic l just unleashed in her room, and I broke a few things in the final choco-laser moments. It had turned into a horrible mess, but now everything was clean, except for their minds.
I think Breya took it the worst, and now she won't talk to me, but it serves her right! I still had to apologize to Senna, but she seemed to understand, so I guess she was a bit more forgiving than Breya.
In the end, I guess it was a lesson learned. Pranks should always be taken with a pinch of salt and never taken too far!
"So... how was your day?" Claire asked as she came over and sat down beside me.
"You have no shame, do you?" I asked, and the one-eyed angel shrugged.
"It was a game that you agreed to play. The fact that you are showing your face after that display should make me ask you that very same quest, should it not?" Claire retorted, and I grinned; then I kissed her, making her blush.
"It was an experience, that is for sure," I said, and then we both had a good laugh.
After that, everyone else started talking, and then Eliza came running out of the house; she ran over and jumped into my lap. She then sniffed me a couple of times, and then sighed, and sank into me.
"That was traumatizing!" She said, and then everyone burst out laughing.
It seemed that the worst was behind us and that we could all laugh about it now.
Thankfully, the nightmare that had ensued was now a funny memory, and we all knew it was best to laugh it off instead of letting it ruin our day.
Life was too short to let something silly like that ruin it, but seriously, that was the worst attack I had since I got into this world! I had been completely powerless as my ass cried streams of chocolate tears, and I would never forget it.
"What are you doing tomorrow?" Eliza asked, and I shrugged.
"At some point, I have to get down to the Underworld, and I would like to start getting ready for the festival," I said, but Eliza shook her head.
"All we ever do is work! Even to have fun, we have to work! I vote that we take the day off tomorrow, and we all go to the beach!" Eliza declared, and I nodded thoughtfully.
"You know, that does sound like a good idea. I think we could all use some time away from the hustle and bustle of the city," I said with a smile, and everyone agreed.
It seemed that tomorrow would be a day to relax and have some fun, and for once, I was thankful for that.
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