Chapter 191: The hangover 1
(Ryoto's pov)
God damnit. My head is killing me. I drank an inhuman amount of alcohol. After beating Shunsui-senpai in the drinking contest, I don't remember anything.
Kinda impressive that I even got drunk in the first place. My eyes were still not 'open', but I could feel that I was lying on a bed. There was also some weight on my chest, but not enough for it to be human. I also could feel someone next to me, and that person was probably naked, as I could feel the skin and warmth of their body.
Scratch that. I could feel the warmth of two bodies. One from each side.
The strange thing was that I could feel something metallic on my wrists. I also noticed that it wasn't my bed that I was lying in as it wouldn't be big enough for three people to sleep in.
I finally activated my eyes to see what was going on.
I was right. I wasn't in my dorm room. This bed alone would take at least half of my and Kisuke's room. Speaking of which it's time to take a look at the people next to me.
At my right, Rin was clinging to my arm, who was, for some reason, naked. She had a blissful expression on her face, so she must be having a good dream right now.
I paled instantly.
It's not a problem that we slept together. The problem is that I don't remember anything. It's not a good situation to be in, and I don't like not being in control of my actions. If I must fuck up, I should do it by my own choice.
Before I panic, though, I should check who is on my left. Probably Yoruichi, but better be sure.
...
It wasn't Yoruichi.
Now tell me, why the hell is the lieutenant of Squad 4 in bed next to me, naked to add?
(A/N She is underrated as hell. Fight me.)
(E/D: I am not caught by the disease name Simpus. I after all practice Simpus Deletus.)
How and why did this happen? Not only Rin but also... Isane, yes, Isane Kotetsu is here? I almost forgot her name. It would be awkward if she woke up, and I would need to ask for her name.
She was also hugging my arm just like Rin.
The situation can't get much worse from now on.
Who am I kidding? Of course, it will.
Better check what is with that weight in my chest.
I looked down to see a black cat sleeping on my chest.
So Yoruichi is also here. I doubt it's just a random black cat that I found on my drunk adventure. I can only hope that I didn't turn into Shane Dawson at night, or else I won't be able to look at myself in the mirror anymore.
There's still hope though. They are all naked, but we still could just be cuddling in bed.
*Sigh*
I don't believe even in my own words.
Now, why are my hands so close to each other?
They are cuffed of course because why not? They also seem sturdy and are not the kinky kind of handcuffs.
Wait.
I returned my eyes to my right arm, and there was a tattoo there. A Japanese dragon wrapping around my arm. It was mainly on the upper part of my arm, and it didn't go near the forearm, but I doubt the T-shirt will be able to hide it. It will also probably be on my body when I return home. Even now, I can imagine Yui nagging me about becoming a delinquent or a Yakuza member.
I hope I don't have any more tattoos on me... But seriously what the fuck happened yesterday? At this point, I'm not even sure if only one day passed and where the hell am I!?
This place looks like it belongs to someone rich.
Maybe Zangetsu has some idea because no matter how hard I try to recall anything, I am met only with the emptiness of my mind.
'Zangetsu, do you know what happened? Any clue would help.'
Zangetsu: "I don't have a hobby of watching your sex life, but the rest was very, very entertaining."
'You are not helping...'
Zangetsu: "And I don't need to. As long as it's not a fight, I don't really care, and we already had some fun yesterday."
...
I smirked.
What a tsundere. He said he didn't want to help, but he still gave me a clue. I now know that I fought yesterday, using Zangetsu nonetheless.
It's not a good sign.
OK, I should probably get up, but I'm currently trapped between three naked girls and handcuffs. I could probably break the handcuffs, but I would wake up the girls, and from experience, it's not a good idea so it looks like I'll just wait for them to wake up and see if they remember anything.
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I didn't need to wait too long for someone to wake up. The first one to open her eyes was Rin. Her eyes blinked a few times, getting used to the brightness of the room. She looked around the room and her eyes finally landed on me.
Ryoto: "Good morning."
Rin looked at me without saying anything for a few moments, only to keep hugging my arm and went to sleep again.
Rin: "Five more minutes..."
As much as I would like to let her sleep more, we have a problem at hand.
Ryoto: "Rin, wake up. I think we have a problem."
I moved my right arm a bit to make her more awake.
Rin: "What is it...?"
Still not fully awake, she asked.
Ryoto: "Do you remember anything from last night?"
Rin: "Of course I do. We were having a party to celebrate being alive. Someone you were calling senpai came to the restaurant and you had a drinking contest and then... and then..."
Rin got up, realizing that she has no memories of yesterday after I won my drinking contest.
She then for the first time looked around the room and looked at my state and the other girl next to me.
Rin: "What the hell happened!!!?"
Her yell woke up the other two.
Isane: "Huh!? What!?"
Yoruichi, on the other hand, just stretched her cat's body.
Yoruichi: "Morning."
Her voice was of a distinguished male, which would make my dick confused if she wasn't a cat at the moment.
She examined her body for a moment.
Yoruichi: "Why am I in my cat form?"
All of them now had their attention on me.
Now, how to get out of this situation with my dick intact?
The only good thing is that Unohana isn't among them. Otherwise, I would be really scared.
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